Things You Don’t Hear In Church, But Should: 1. “Sometimes people get married for all the wrong reasons. When two people realize this unfortunate event, the most loving and courageous thing to do is set each other free. That is love too.” 2. “I have to be honest with all of you. I really have no idea what I’m talking about right now. In fact, it’s probably safe to say that the last 10 minutes of my sermon was complete bullshit. Sorry!” 3. (Scene, right after the offering, the talking head steps up to the microphone) “We are going to count up and evenly divide this morning’s offering and then give it back to all of you so you can take your families out to dinner and enjoy some quality time with them.”
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