Posts Tagged: Distractions

January 31, 2010

Hell Explained by Chemistry Student

Hell Freezes Over

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. Read more…

December 17, 2009

Did Michelangelo Paint the Sistine Chapel Subversive?

Did Michelangelo Paint a Brain on the Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

Did Michelangelo Paint a Brain on the Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

Did Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel subversive by rooting the iconic image of the hand of God giving life to Adam within the human brain? If so, Michelangelo was a very, very clever fellow! Let the viewer decide. Read more…

September 19, 2009

Master Morda Hehol Threatens Tesco Boycott

The Gospel According to Yoda

The Gospel According to Yoda

Apparently, there is a thriving church based upon the unarguably brilliant mythology popularly known as Star Wars by cinema fans the globe over. Granted, George Lucas’s fictional galaxy and humanoid characters are inspiring, but are they really that inspiring? Adherents of Jediism obviously think so! There are an estimated 500,000 members of the Church of Jediism, and they all strive to live their lives according to “The Jedi Code” and “The Force.” Read more…

July 30, 2009

A Strange Tree

I could not help but notice this very strange tree growing in my father’s backyard. Odd, wouldn’t you agree?

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May 26, 2009

Microsoft, Oh How I Loathe Thee

Are you looking for a way to completely wreck a busy day’s schedule? Well, look no further! I have discovered the perfect way to totally submarine yourself at the worst possible moment. Nothing will set you back further, or totally wreck a busy day’s schedule, like clicking the install button on a Windows Vista Service Pack 2 Update. Read more…

July 31, 2007

Rent A Pet

Timeshare pets, anyone? What is it? Flexible pet ownership for busy people who want to “feel like” they own a real-live pet! Seriously! Read more…

January 5, 2007

Adopt an Alien from Planet Naratuko!

Go on! Fight inter-galactic evil by adopting a test tube alien today! What in the world is a test tube alien? Well, Alien Adoption World describes the whole process: “Due to the ravages of evil forces, the planet of Naratuko is dying. This has forced the alien race there to revert back to a chrysalis state to travel through the universe. They’re looking for a sympathetic life form to nurture them back to life in a fully grown state. They’ve landed on earth – now their survival is up to us!” Read more…